1000 Faces

Today on Alphabet City: Jon Paul is confronted by a guest star who isn’t so sure about his characterization.

Photo by Jamie Beck

Like other parents, end of August means back to school time in my household, including a trip to the doctor for a check-up and shots.  Now, my seven year-old fluffy Frida is technically 49 years old in dog years, but we still have all the little kid problems like allergies and eye infections.  There are even treats in the waiting room to induce excitement in Frida about seeing her pet-iatrician, whom I describe in Alphabet City’s Episode 15 as “our trumpet playing Argentine vet Dr. Moscovich—think facial expressions of Sid Caesar with the comic timing of Desi Arnaz.”

Dr. Moscovich hasn’t made a guest appearance in my sitcom life since the book came out in March.  I sent him a copy, and marked the page where he appears, but didn’t hear anything back.  I assumed it had gotten lost in the mail, so didn’t think anything of it until I walked into the examining room and was greeted with his booming, heavily accented voice.

“Hello, how are you?  How is Miss Frida Carlota?  Thank you for the book.  When I got it, I said ‘who IS this guy?”

“Really?  You didn’t know it was me?  My picture with Frida is on the cover.”

“No, no.  Of course I knew it was you.  Are you crazy?  I mean the way you describe me.  This guy Sid something.  Desi Arnaz, of course I know.  But this Sid?  I thought who is that?  So I look him up on Wikipedia and find out he is a man of a 1000 faces.  So that’s what you think of me?”

His eyes bugged out of his head—a dead ringer for the whacky comedian if ever I saw one.  For the most part, I try to be flattering with my descriptions of guest stars in my life. After all, I want them to feel comfortable appearing back on the show.  I hadn’t run into anyone yet on book tour that objected to their description.  For a moment, I couldn’t tell what Dr. Moscovich thought of his characterization—and as my little girl’s caretaker, I couldn’t afford for him to take issue.

“So I called my friend Joe.  A professor in Ohio.  And terrific saxophone player, by the way.  And I said, ‘Joe, who is this Sid Caesar?’  He said, ‘Why you want to know?’  And I said, ‘Some guy wrote in a book that I’m a cross between Sid Caesar and Desi Arnaz.’  Joe started laughing so hard he could barely speak.  He finally said, ‘That guy has you pegged!’  So I guess I better find out more about this Sid!’”

When I was doing a final revision of Alphabet City, Sid Caesar had been on my mind because I had just been to see my father for a final visit in his dementia ward of a nursing home.  He spent his time watching old episodes of Sid over and over again.  In some way I suppose, pegging Dr. Moscovich for Sid was an homage to my father’s love of bawdy humor.

As I packed up Frida for our trip back up town to Washington Heights, I looked over her updated rabies vaccination form that had the day’s date—September 5th.  It would have been my father’s 77th birthday.  I poked my head back into the examination.

“Hey Dr. Moscovich, my father left me some of his DVD collection.  I’m going to send a few your way.  There are some Sid Caesar shows I think you’ll enjoy.”

He smiled and gave Frida an extra treat.  She wagged her tail, and had a little skip in her step as we headed to the subway.

Photo by Jamie Beck


Filed under Uncategorized

2 responses to “1000 Faces

  1. That is a GREAT picture! Hope you have matching helmets.

  2. I love this picture. You and Frida look amazing!!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s